This whole entirely fucked up nasty event happened on Tuesday night that involved literally hundreds of mosquitoes. Shane asked if I was going to write about it on the blog; I said that it was way too long a story to type, plus it works better if I act it out for you live. Instead, I present you with this haiku:
The mosquitoes came.
They invaded my whole house.
Now they are gone. Phew.
The end.
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OK, that haiku wasn't long enough for me. Please compose it over in limerick form and tell me at lunch tomorrow.
And by the way, what's next? A meteor hitting the house?
Dear universe,
Please cut this nice lady a break. Perhaps you're confusing her with someone else who deserves this crap.
Sincerely,
A friend
I got mentioned on the blog!
I'm officially famous.
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