Thursday, May 08, 2008

infestation

This whole entirely fucked up nasty event happened on Tuesday night that involved literally hundreds of mosquitoes. Shane asked if I was going to write about it on the blog; I said that it was way too long a story to type, plus it works better if I act it out for you live. Instead, I present you with this haiku:

The mosquitoes came.
They invaded my whole house.
Now they are gone. Phew.

The end.

2 comments:

lgaumond said...

OK, that haiku wasn't long enough for me. Please compose it over in limerick form and tell me at lunch tomorrow.

And by the way, what's next? A meteor hitting the house?

Dear universe,
Please cut this nice lady a break. Perhaps you're confusing her with someone else who deserves this crap.
Sincerely,
A friend

Shane said...

I got mentioned on the blog!

I'm officially famous.