When you live a rock and roll life like mine, you get used to fabulous freebees all the time. So I wasn't surprised to see that Jimmy, my rock and roll dog, received a buy five, get one free offer of his own.
omg awesome. I just make my friend come over and do it for me. she went to vet tech school so i trust her to stick her fingers up my dog's butt. she always tried to teach how to do it but the fact that i gag and retch every time she makes the squeeze, makes learning a little difficult.
I am a 30-something who loves life, who is passionate about my family, friends, dogs, theater, writing, reading, pop culture and hearing other people's stories. I think laughing is about the best thing in the world, and I would love to either live a) at the beach or b) in a bookstore. Maybe a bookstore at the beach? I'm a tomboy who loves glitter, I think caffeine is a gift from heaven, and love the fact that my daughter is as sassy as she is, even though her drama queen tendencies often remind me of her mother. What?
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hilarious...
I am horrified.
omg awesome. I just make my friend come over and do it for me. she went to vet tech school so i trust her to stick her fingers up my dog's butt. she always tried to teach how to do it but the fact that i gag and retch every time she makes the squeeze, makes learning a little difficult.
ha ha ha ha!!!! i literally lol'd when i read this. soooooo funny. young james does make life interesting, doesn't he?
Nice. I guess it's true that membership has its privileges.
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