Tuesday, May 12, 2009

you guys, I'm about to say something SHOCKING

So I'm thinking ahead to the summer (i.e. THE BEST TIME OF THE YEAR see also: WHY THE EFF DO I LIVE IN THIS HELLHOLE OF WINTER WEATHER). And I'm thinking this:

I might give up TV for the summer.

I KNOW. This WHOLE POST should be written in ALL CAPS. But I'm heading into auditions for my show this weekend. In just over a week I will be at rehearsals three nights a week. I am also editing a big project for a friend. I got stuff to do, is what I'm sayin'. Also, I would like to lose 10 pounds*. I can do that with activities that don't involve watching TV. In addition, it will be light out. I don't want to waste that precious light by sitting inside and watching TV.

So, in conclusion, I have got to shut off this TV. (After I finish watching The Biggest Loser finale. And the LOST finale. And some other stuff. Shut up!) In reality, I won't completely cut off the tube, but I am seriously going to cut down - just my Daily Shows, Colbert Reports, and Project Runway, once it starts up in August.

So let's see how this goes...

*I don't think I can lose 10 pounds unless I cut off a limb. And not a small one, like an arm or something. I'm talking about a big ol' leg. Or my head. I have a feeling my brain is pretty heavy (shut up, Dwayne. And Shane).

5 comments:

Shane said...

I did not say anything. Thus, the 'shut up' was unwarranted. Take it back.

lgaumond said...

I've tested it at home and found that I weigh 6-8 lbs MORE while wearing shoes and clothes (depending on how bundled up I am).

So you know what an easy way to lose 10 lbs would be?????

I'm not sure how your coworkers would feel, but it sure would be easier than exercising.

The Diva said...

I have lost 15 pounds since January and I can't even tell you what network Lost is on. Just saying.

Dwayne "The Train" said...

i agree with you. you have a big head. it's at least a 13 pounder...

Lora said...

Hey, I was just saying the same thing last week. We could do it together.