So I'm thinking ahead to the summer (i.e. THE BEST TIME OF THE YEAR see also: WHY THE EFF DO I LIVE IN THIS HELLHOLE OF WINTER WEATHER). And I'm thinking this:
I might give up TV for the summer.
I KNOW. This WHOLE POST should be written in ALL CAPS. But I'm heading into auditions for my show this weekend. In just over a week I will be at rehearsals three nights a week. I am also editing a big project for a friend. I got stuff to do, is what I'm sayin'. Also, I would like to lose 10 pounds*. I can do that with activities that don't involve watching TV. In addition, it will be light out. I don't want to waste that precious light by sitting inside and watching TV.
So, in conclusion, I have got to shut off this TV. (After I finish watching The Biggest Loser finale. And the LOST finale. And some other stuff. Shut up!) In reality, I won't completely cut off the tube, but I am seriously going to cut down - just my Daily Shows, Colbert Reports, and Project Runway, once it starts up in August.
So let's see how this goes...
*I don't think I can lose 10 pounds unless I cut off a limb. And not a small one, like an arm or something. I'm talking about a big ol' leg. Or my head. I have a feeling my brain is pretty heavy (shut up, Dwayne. And Shane).
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I did not say anything. Thus, the 'shut up' was unwarranted. Take it back.
I've tested it at home and found that I weigh 6-8 lbs MORE while wearing shoes and clothes (depending on how bundled up I am).
So you know what an easy way to lose 10 lbs would be?????
I'm not sure how your coworkers would feel, but it sure would be easier than exercising.
I have lost 15 pounds since January and I can't even tell you what network Lost is on. Just saying.
i agree with you. you have a big head. it's at least a 13 pounder...
Hey, I was just saying the same thing last week. We could do it together.
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