Confessions of a Candy Corn-aholic
Fact: I am completely in love with candy corn.
Fact: It is probably my favorite candy in the whole world, its only real competition being those conversation hearts at Valentine's Day.
Fact: I ate a huge, huge bag of those delicious nuggets this weekend. Well, mostly Sunday. Well, mostly Sunday during Jane's nap. It wasn't a tremendously long nap, either.
Fact: I felt absolutely disgusting when I was done. I seriously couldn't move or I thought I would puke.
Fact: Even if I had puked, I will never be immune to the deliciousness of candy corn.
And, in conclusion: If you want me to love you, bring me candy corn.