Today’s Scintilla prompt asks: Pet peeves. We’ve
all got 'em. What are yours?
And now, the fastest blog post I’ve ever written.
HERE ARE MY
TOP TWO PET PEEVES:
1)Supposebly. Where is that “b” coming from, may I ask? WHERE? WHY DO YOU SAY
IT THAT WAY? PLEASE STOP NOW PLEASE MY HEAD IS GOING TO EXPLODE.
2)“I could care less.” Could you? You could care less? So then
whatever you are referring to must be bothering you, right? Because if it didn’t
bother you, you would say you “couldn’t care less” – right? Because if you
couldn’t care less then you don’t care at all and I think that is what you are
trying to say so please stop saying “could care less” because you sound like an
ass for fuck's sake THE END.
I am a 30-something who loves life, who is passionate about my family, friends, dogs, theater, writing, reading, pop culture and hearing other people's stories. I think laughing is about the best thing in the world, and I would love to either live a) at the beach or b) in a bookstore. Maybe a bookstore at the beach? I'm a tomboy who loves glitter, I think caffeine is a gift from heaven, and love the fact that my daughter is as sassy as she is, even though her drama queen tendencies often remind me of her mother. What?