Tuesday, March 27, 2012

scintilla day 10: supposebly, I could care less.

Today’s Scintilla prompt asks: Pet peeves. We’ve all got 'em. What are yours?
 And now, the fastest blog post I’ve ever written.

HERE ARE MY TOP TWO PET PEEVES:

1) Supposebly. Where is that “b” coming from, may I ask? WHERE? WHY DO YOU SAY IT THAT WAY? PLEASE STOP NOW PLEASE MY HEAD IS GOING TO EXPLODE.

2) “I could care less.” Could you? You could care less? So then whatever you are referring to must be bothering you, right? Because if it didn’t bother you, you would say you “couldn’t care less” – right? Because if you couldn’t care less then you don’t care at all and I think that is what you are trying to say so please stop saying “could care less” because you sound like an ass for fuck's sake THE END.

9 comments:

Brandeewine said...

LOL! Yes, and YES!

Greg said...

I've got a worse one. "For all intensive purposes".

DO YOU EVEN UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU'RE SAYING? THAT MAKES ZERO SENSE!

Amanda said...

OMG GREG THAT DRIVES ME NUTS!!!

lgesin said...

I'll second your pet peeves, those above, and raise you one: a lot is TWO WORDS!

Dwayne "The Train" said...

my pet peeve is when people correct my idiomatic or grammatical errors. you know what i meant, so stop being a douche and just let it go, you douche.

also, irregardless.

SCW said...

Could you be a little more 'pacific' I'm not sure what you mean. ;-)

Jason said...

I have a friend that says supposably, libary, light bub, and a myriad of others. It drives me batshit crazy.

P.S.- this was hilarious.

Stereo said...

OMG PREACH.

lgaumond said...

Please add "a whole nother" to your list. Also "irregardless".