And now, the fastest blog post I’ve ever written.
HERE ARE MY
TOP TWO PET PEEVES:
1)
Supposebly. Where is that “b” coming from, may I ask? WHERE? WHY DO YOU SAY
IT THAT WAY? PLEASE STOP NOW PLEASE MY HEAD IS GOING TO EXPLODE.
Tuesday, March 27, 2012
scintilla day 10: supposebly, I could care less.
Today’s Scintilla prompt asks: Pet peeves. We’ve
all got 'em. What are yours?
2)
“I could care less.” Could you? You could care less? So then
whatever you are referring to must be bothering you, right? Because if it didn’t
bother you, you would say you “couldn’t care less” – right? Because if you
couldn’t care less then you don’t care at all and I think that is what you are
trying to say so please stop saying “could care less” because you sound like an
ass for fuck's sake THE END.
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LOL! Yes, and YES!
I've got a worse one. "For all intensive purposes".
DO YOU EVEN UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU'RE SAYING? THAT MAKES ZERO SENSE!
OMG GREG THAT DRIVES ME NUTS!!!
I'll second your pet peeves, those above, and raise you one: a lot is TWO WORDS!
my pet peeve is when people correct my idiomatic or grammatical errors. you know what i meant, so stop being a douche and just let it go, you douche.
also, irregardless.
Could you be a little more 'pacific' I'm not sure what you mean. ;-)
I have a friend that says supposably, libary, light bub, and a myriad of others. It drives me batshit crazy.
P.S.- this was hilarious.
OMG PREACH.
Please add "a whole nother" to your list. Also "irregardless".
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