If I may, I’d like to write your captions. From Jane’s point of view.
Picture #1 – I finally got out of that frickin doghouse. Yeah, I know if’s not technically a “doghouse” but those four-legged f***ers take over EVERYTHING so it might as well be. But I’m out! Freedom! Sweet, sweet freedom!
Picture #2 – You know, my mom has dolled me up in some crazy get-ups but frankly this dress is just not flattering. Big prints make me look huge! And light blue? Dammit! I’m an autumn! At least cinch in that waist!
Picture #3 – Mutha-f***er! What the f*** is this s**t?!?! I was planning to grow this out! This is the worst day ever!! When will these people learn to listen to me?!?!
Picture #4 – It’s all chill. My candy-a$$ed Mom bought me a car to make up for a crappy day out. B**ch is so frickin wrapped around my finger.
Picture #5 – These people are so frickin EXHAUSTING! Plus I’ve got to catch some Z’s before we get back to those damn dogs. And I’ve GOT to be up at 2:00 AM to exercise these lungs with a screaming fit. Partly to keep those parental units on their toes but I need to be ready for American Idol.
Please feel free to delete that comment if you are not comfortable with having swears (even partially censored swears) in your comment section. I will admit that I got a little carried away.
I am a 30-something who loves life, who is passionate about my family, friends, dogs, theater, writing, reading, pop culture and hearing other people's stories. I think laughing is about the best thing in the world, and I would love to either live a) at the beach or b) in a bookstore. Maybe a bookstore at the beach? I'm a tomboy who loves glitter, I think caffeine is a gift from heaven, and love the fact that my daughter is as sassy as she is, even though her drama queen tendencies often remind me of her mother. What?
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If I may, I’d like to write your captions. From Jane’s point of view.
Picture #1 – I finally got out of that frickin doghouse. Yeah, I know if’s not technically a “doghouse” but those four-legged f***ers take over EVERYTHING so it might as well be. But I’m out! Freedom! Sweet, sweet freedom!
Picture #2 – You know, my mom has dolled me up in some crazy get-ups but frankly this dress is just not flattering. Big prints make me look huge! And light blue? Dammit! I’m an autumn! At least cinch in that waist!
Picture #3 – Mutha-f***er! What the f*** is this s**t?!?! I was planning to grow this out! This is the worst day ever!! When will these people learn to listen to me?!?!
Picture #4 – It’s all chill. My candy-a$$ed Mom bought me a car to make up for a crappy day out. B**ch is so frickin wrapped around my finger.
Picture #5 – These people are so frickin EXHAUSTING! Plus I’ve got to catch some Z’s before we get back to those damn dogs. And I’ve GOT to be up at 2:00 AM to exercise these lungs with a screaming fit. Partly to keep those parental units on their toes but I need to be ready for American Idol.
Please feel free to delete that comment if you are not comfortable with having swears (even partially censored swears) in your comment section. I will admit that I got a little carried away.
I think I'm going to have Alan write my blog entries from now on. MUCH more entertaining.
Great pics!! And Im loving Alan's captions, hahah!
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