scintilla day 10: supposebly, I could care less.

Today’s Scintilla prompt asks: Pet peeves. We’ve all got 'em. What are yours?

 And now, the fastest blog post I’ve ever written.

HERE ARE MY TOP TWO PET PEEVES:

1) Supposebly. Where is that “b” coming from, may I ask? WHERE? WHY DO YOU SAY IT THAT WAY? PLEASE STOP NOW PLEASE MY HEAD IS GOING TO EXPLODE.

2) “I could care less.” Could you? You could care less? So then whatever you are referring to must be bothering you, right? Because if it didn’t bother you, you would say you “couldn’t care less” – right? Because if you couldn’t care less then you don’t care at all and I think that is what you are trying to say so please stop saying “could care less” because you sound like an ass for fuck's sake THE END.